Prayer response

Have you ever prayed for God?
Dear God....
Any simple thing that's on your mind.
I saw this cool dress in a shop but I can't affort it...
Sharing a happy feeling?
 I really liked it.
The color suits me.
And the neckline isn't too wide.
It's perfect...

Asking for a help in a task at hand?
I really want it. 
Mum could pay for it but she's so stubborn and won't.
Just to spite me...

Anything at all?
Please change her mind,
It's only 99,90€...
Anything else?
Oh, and keep us all safe and guard us.
Helps us and protect us from evil.
Emit us in Heaven. 
Forgive us our sins.

Amen.
...

Did you get what you wanted?
I never get what I want.
God never gives me anything.
Are you sure about that?
...
Did you really need that dress?
No, not really.
It was just perfect...
Then why should you have it?
Because...
If it's not a necessity for your life, why should God or your mother give it to you?
Just to make you happy and feel important?

Now what did you get?
Nothing.
Nothing at al.
Think again.
Did you hurt yourself?
No.
Crash the car?
No.
Get in trouble?
 No.
So you see?
The day was boring and nothing happened.
Exactly.
You got what you wanted.
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened.
Nothing.

You asked for protection and help.
You were protected.
You were guarded.
You were safe.
Nothing happened.
Nothing.

Now say thank you.
Thank you God.